OH, DANTE Oh, Dante!please tell me where youfound meon your finalvisit to anf journeythrough the all-newupdated Hades andrevised Inferno to what suffering ny hearor fire or otherdevilish torments I amhere subjected tofor my complictyin the horrorsof my time unlike those active agentsin and perpetrators ofthis worst of crimesof all mankindwhoascend to Heavenby virtue of tribalexceptionalismortheContinue reading “OH, DANTE”
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ON ALL OUR BIG SCREENS
ON ALL OUR BIG SCREENS I am very gladthat the powersthat knowwhat isbest for usare supremelytruthful and rationaltransparent andcompetentin all their doings arebanning TikTok TikTok has a responsibilityto make surepictures of the genocideof children beingmaimed andblown to piecesare far less horrifying,more acceptablein appearance for all of thisneeds to be shownin a best, false lightperhaps throughContinue reading “ON ALL OUR BIG SCREENS”
CIRCUS
BIDEN
BLADE
BLADE like the peacefulanarchist that I am was out on the lawncontemplatinga bladeof grass in length somewhatshort of two anda half inches when suddenlyapartheid riotpolicemanemerged out of nowhere demandedmy pass my eyes stillriveted to thisgreen blade beneathme which sighed everso quietlywhispered If I were twoand a half feetof ninjitsu steel you and hemight easily forgoContinue reading “BLADE”
POET LAUREATE
POET LAUREATE I metthe poet laureateof the apartheidstate of Israel he was recitinghis simpleton versewhilst chewingon a tiny skull caught him serenadinga vast crowd of troopers,riot police and proud boys before ascending to Heavendelighted thathe hadconverted to the principlesof his brand of exclusive poetry every typeof by the book fascist and Naziout on the plazaburningContinue reading “POET LAUREATE”
USEDIVERSITY
POEM FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES
POEM FORTHE NEW YORK TIMES I saw a studentprotestor intimidatingnon-protesting studentsand faculty membersIcinv through the airand wearing aLeatherface Mask I sent my accounf tothe New York Timesso that theymight publish my teueaccount, appreciatingthe extra trustworthinessaffordef to the narrativeby my poetic imgimation it would be nice if my effortsmight result in an internshipor leapfrogging such aContinue reading “POEM FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES”
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